grantaiiire:

i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me

like
ah yes. i have pleased you

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage